Američki klasik

My mother named me Spado, and Spado's Zappo's usual specialty is untying marital knots for

guys who finally realize that they like to ball without the chain, or the guy that finds

that he believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

As for my philosophy, I believe in wine, women, and so on.

As a private dick, I can keep a clear conscience, mainly because I have such a lousy memory.